I'm made of wax, Larry, what are you made of?

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beyperfect:

cc-randomness:

govthookercoulson:

cuntgradulation:

pantslesswrock:

joanna-kaana:

this is a necessity for me

dude the oxford comma is the shit i am all up on that bitch like woo woo

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all right, you’ve convinced me. 

the last one is up in our english classroom hahaha

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hernamewastangerine:

frenchtoastandpancakes:

My daughter has chosen the Dark Side

I’m crying.

Every time I encounter this video, I hit replay so many times it’s ridiculous.

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skullmoon:

Jack has the best plans

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laughhard:

I never noticed this.

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vogue-hearts:

don’t waste sunsets with people who will be gone by sunrise.

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vorfreudde:

Relationships suck, you either get married or breakup 

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royeah:

goldr0ger:

lordflacko91:

truhovixxx:

memeguy-com:

This Kid Is Going Places

Me as a father.

^^ same

god damn baby assassin. He’s probably gonna be doing parkour at like 4 and become a marine by 9 

amazing!

runningoncoals:

I am literally both of them at the same time

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