I'm made of wax, Larry, what are you made of?

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wsswatson:

a bi/pan person marrying someone does not indicate a preference for that gender, it indicates a preference for that PERSON

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mylifeaskriz:

ruineshumaines:

Liz Climo on Tumblr.

this really cheered me up

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blurrys:

chill hazel grace its a metaphor

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kittiezandtittiez:

Should I kill this kid? Nah, maybe later

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Ass grabbing is a must.

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delva:

best looking mortgage advisor I’ve ever seen

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justin-bernardo:

It’s depressing seeing how many people give up on their dreams at a young age because they’re told to “be realistic”.

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vineweaver:

Video games are so weird. Hey you just killed a giant goat man, have a pair of shoes you’re not intelligent enough to wear.

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